English Boys, Ladies Bitty Tallywackers And Bad EnglishWet Foggy Weather

English Boys, Ladies 

Bitty Tallywackers 

And Bad English

Wet Foggy

Weather


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You poor English lads

Your own women

Don't want you

You boys lost the plot

Throwing a spanner

Lasses bored

While you boys

Talking hind legs 

Off a donkey

Leeds Football

ahhhhhhhh

Time waste 

Bad weather

English

Night


Your Ladies

Don't care

Bout the Jam 

Paul Weller 

Good reason 

Paul popped 

His clogs

Before he 

Was Even 

Born



For your own ladies

Your boys

Knobs, Nitwits

Gormless

Daft cows

Tossers 

Plonkers

Little bitty tallywackers

Knobs so tiny 

Aint Never 

going 

Through 

Her

Door


Don't 

Kiss your ladies

That's why 

She's Kissing my…..


Were in cahoots

Down in her valley 

Where springs

Flow while you buggers

Are Out In 

The rain

Wet

Sobbing 


Wetting, soiling 

Knickers Granny 

Washes

Ladies

Don't like

Stench


Along wiith

Itty bitty Tallawackers

Awkwardness 

Can't tie your 

Own shoes

Bloody hell boys 

Your own mums

Embarrassed 

Ashamed

You were

Born


Your sisters 

Girlfriends say

You boys

Would only 

Look good in

Bodybags


Bet your Sisters 

Will never marry

English Boys 

But they'll 

Take your

Money

For Sure

Why not


You just money money 

At the pub anyway 



Your lady  I  

Play you Know 

What together 

While you're 

At the Pub

Going Out o

Out your mind

Comming Home

Out of your tree

Crying to mum

She's laughs

Pathetic 

English 

Boys


Like Creaking 

Water pipes

Your plumbing 

Don't work

Can't find your 

Tallywackers 

No Bellend

Wheels, gas

Driving her

Nowhere

Broken 

Bankrupt 


Her M1

Highways

Permanently 

Blocked 


No Bump 

Uglies

Coming

Your

Way


Don't mean 

Taking the piss

I'm unfair

But Right now 

I can't find Her 

Underwear 


So Buggers off boys

Time for Aussie kisses

You Don't know

What that is 

Do you?

Bloody

Hell


Coming back 

Teach you bout 💋 

Gonna start 

You off 

Kissing 

Slow

Worms


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David Arndt October 1, 2022


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