English Boys Quit Shagging Welsh Sheep!

English Boys

Quit Shagging 

Welsh Sheep!


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Oh the Welsh boys

Superior to English boys

In every way 

Know English boys

Shag their sheep 

Out back 

In the hay 


Ask the Welsh

Say ye tell this dark

Ugly truth

English Boys 

Dweebs 

Hopeless 

Beyond 

Uncouth 


It's common

Even day 

Welsh find 

English Boys 

Lost in the

Black 

Mountains 

Trying to

Do it 

Wesh 

Sheep

No lies here

Aa the sheep 

You don't believe it

Welsh sheep now

Must carry mush

Tasers 

Cuz like a laser 

English Boys 

Honing in on

Sleeps 

Innocent

Virginia

Back

Door

Meat 



It's sad 

English 

Boys 

Virgins 

Far 

Beyond

Youth


Welsh ladies 

laughinh

English boys 

thingy wingy

Don’t get stiff

Unlike 

English 

Boys

Upper 

Lips


English 

Boys 

Drooling 

Desperate

Sneaking 

Up on

Sleeping 

Welsh 

Sheep


Welsh boys

Platonic friends

Never once

Did they 

Shag

Sheep



Only

English 

Boys 

Out back

Pleading 

Trying 

To do it

Back

Door

Sheep


English Boys 

Cer i grafu

Buggers off@

Don't shag

Out sheep

Just because 

Your 

English Ladies

Won't do it

Stay out

Stop

Shagging

Virgin

Innocent 

Sheep



Stop

Drooling

Your better 

Off With Mum

In the Lou

Grêt

Playing 

With

Your own

Itty bitty

Meat 


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David Arndt October 5th 2022 reflecting back on his time in Wales when he caught countless drooling English boys in the Black Mountains trying to mount and shag Welsh sheep.


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Image the Sheep by Ang El






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