Southern Love Story Gone Bad Rotting Decaying Dead

Southern Love Story 

Gone Bad Rotting

Decaying

Dead

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Met a girl down south 

Somewhere bout 

New Orleans

Thought she 

Peaceful

Ends up She's 

Vicious wolverine 

She was the scariest woman

I ever did see

Never understood 

Why ya gotta be sooo cruel

My lady fool

Crazy Bobby Jean

Why you so mean

But i no longer

Want to be a we

I simply 

Want to be 

Me Free

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EVIDENCE Crazy Lady Bobby Jean Abuse Me!

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Listen up everonrone

These the kind of thing

Bobby Jean say to her Sugar Daddy:

Actually she got the job but me I marinate myself in whiskey all day and when she come home I give her those Black Out Blues kisses and suck her tongue into my mouth so sweet. Her eyes bug out but love those pop out eyeballs so turn me on. She says I bit her tongue. Me nooooo way. I don't remember those Black Out Blues but no tongue biting in that routine. She missing half her tongue now but she did that when she beat me.

Get what my woman said to me yall.

Boy "You as worthless as gum on a boot heel!"

That's not really nice. Meany Beany.

Now her threats of violence against me.

"Boy I'll knock you into the middle of next week looking both ways for Sunday!"

That's a threat yes? Physical threat. Baaaaad!

Then I had taaa say something back

"Your nose so high in the air you could drown in a rainstorm."

See she gottaaa lot of pride! Not me! My darn back end is perfect and I am greatest ever in the arts of Love ❤️ 

Not really but fake it till you make it! It's how I seduce those hens but why they not happy with my moves under the covers. I think ten seconds dooooing that naughty thing is pretty good.  Some men dont last one second or never do the naughty naughty pants on fire dance at aaalll..

Women out there! Ten seconds ain't bad for a loving man yeah?

She says:

"Youe so cheap you wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle."

Ok yes it was a fake wedding ring but I took her out to McDonald's every night. What kind of bad man so crazy to be so kind.

I said

"Well, that just DILLS my PICKLE!"

Now to be honest I heard others say this but have no idea the meaning.  Those  woooords just jump out of meeee mouth.

Does anyone knoe what the pickle means?

I then thought to my self 

"She could start an argument in an empty house."

That's the truth jack ain't no comin baaack!!!!

Then she really hurt me

"You aint got the sense God gave a goose."

Not true friends. No Goose smarter then me Right? Please sing in the choir and tell me I am top shelf kick ass daddy loving machine.

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Time to return to meet poem friends. Listen up!

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I don't understand 

Why you never did see 

And I never will

As my tears

Like blood 

They spill 

So now 

I'm not trying to understand

As I do, I can see your plan

So, I gotta say

Im ending this 

Fooooorever

It's high time 

You did Move

Wwaaaay

But can you give me

One last thing  

Larry the poodle

But you can keep

That fake wedding ring

I would rather sleep

With the poodle

And a wet noodle

Than you

This being ain't heading South again

Gonna stay back in Philly 

Where I got the mayors wife

Bessie on a string

As for you my carnivore

Praying Mantis 

Lover Eater

We fought a civil war 

Now finally it's over

What's left gonna bury

In a deep black hole 

A place again I will

Never have to go 

So my dear Seductive Mantis

You charms don't work on me

Never going back south

That dog don't hunt

Heavens to Betsy 

Thank the Great Redeemer

It's thrown out now

Babe, get back south

New Orleans 

You and me 

Bleeding out

Can you hear me

Do you get it cruel women

Ain't gonna blow me up

Your history Utterly boring

Predictable Sadistic 

Obvious Zero mystery

Why you bother 

To even get out

Of the bed in the

Morning

But this heart

Ain't yours no more

It's the final end

Dry you tears

As you hear sound

Me shutting Final 

Last Open Door

Putting this Hell

Relationship 

To bed 

Forever 

More

Amen

Swaha

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David Arndt - Finished October 1st, 2022

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Artwork Lantern Press